Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Disney Princesses Take over America

I just watched a video of Matt Damon comparing Sara Palin to a Disney Princess. He was trying to be insulting, but I think he missed the fact that America loves Disney Princesses. I mean would it really be that bad if a Disney Princess ran the country? Maybe not Snow White - the vibrato in her singing voice is terribly irritating. But a smile and a friendly "Hello!" might be just what the Middle East needs right now. The secret service would probably have trouble with the influx of rodents making fabulous, froofy dresses, but the 2009 Inaugural Ball would be magical! If I had to pick just one princess for President, I would probably go with Cinderella. She knows how to clean house, and I think that's what our government needs right now - a thorough scrub down. Cinderella's seen the tough life of the lower classes, but she still believes that everyone can have their dreams come true. So, Cinderella for President! Magical pumpkin coaches for all Americans!

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mushy Brains

Last night we watched Resident Evil 3. It wasn't a great movie, but it did get me to thinking, "How prepared are we for an invasion of zombies?" After a quick inventory, I came up with a list of weaknesses in our homes defense. First, our house is full of picture windows. They are just simple single pane glass, not even storm windows. A zombie wouldn't bat an eye - assuming he still had one intact - before busting on through! Second, we don't own a gun or crossbow. I'm assuming that we would need thousands of rounds of ammunition to defend ourselves. Maybe firearms and projectiles aren't the best way to go. Perhaps a machete would be a more appropriate weapon or possibly an axe? Although, using that style of weapon would bring us into closer proximity to the zombies chompers. Pretty much when the undead decide to come over for a Jackson buffet, there's absolutely nothing here to stop them. That being said, don't be surprised if you see us among the ranks of eternally hungry brain-eaters ravaging your neighborhood. After all if you can't beat 'em join 'em! It's better to be the eater than the eaten - if your stomach's strong enough. Plus, it's more fun to be on the winning side! Don't blame us for jumping on the zombie bandwagon. argggggggggghhghghg......

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Sara's Getting Married!



My friend Sara is getting married this week so we took some casual bridal pics today to celebrate. She looked great even with the West Texas wind! We had so much fun. Best wishes Sara and Jerry!


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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Meredith's Birthday

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Here's a little song for you Mere!

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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Friday Night Football

My friend Sara and I went to the first Permian home game last Friday. We had awesome seats on the 50 yard line - thanks Damon! Permian blew San Angelo away by 40 points. It was great fun! I didn't get a lot of pictures because we were so busy gabbing and cheering.
I love that lady's face behind us. People get so into the game!


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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Baby Brainwashing

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Sorry the picture is so dark. Makes it hard to see the look of pain on Damon's face. Ha!

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