Mushy Brains

Last night we watched Resident Evil 3. It wasn't a great movie, but it did get me to thinking, "How prepared are we for an invasion of zombies?" After a quick inventory, I came up with a list of weaknesses in our homes defense. First, our house is full of picture windows. They are just simple single pane glass, not even storm windows. A zombie wouldn't bat an eye - assuming he still had one intact - before busting on through! Second, we don't own a gun or crossbow. I'm assuming that we would need thousands of rounds of ammunition to defend ourselves. Maybe firearms and projectiles aren't the best way to go. Perhaps a machete would be a more appropriate weapon or possibly an axe? Although, using that style of weapon would bring us into closer proximity to the zombies chompers. Pretty much when the undead decide to come over for a Jackson buffet, there's absolutely nothing here to stop them. That being said, don't be surprised if you see us among the ranks of eternally hungry brain-eaters ravaging your neighborhood. After all if you can't beat 'em join 'em! It's better to be the eater than the eaten - if your stomach's strong enough. Plus, it's more fun to be on the winning side! Don't blame us for jumping on the zombie bandwagon. argggggggggghhghghg......